tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10993798279228345702012-02-16T04:00:49.029-05:00Coming soon...whether you like it or not.Grandmaster Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00773412381748439230noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1099379827922834570.post-35797624500258696332008-11-21T18:20:00.003-05:002008-11-21T18:34:21.018-05:00

We interrupt your regularly scheduled, alternating-day postings to bring you this message from the sardonic minds at C.H.U.D. (Cinematic Happenings Under Development) and their 45th List of Dumb column, wherein three of this author's photos were included. All three are accompanied by a "Photo by Brian G." seal of quality. Enjoy!

Grandmaster Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00773412381748439230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1099379827922834570.post-65144038408455064642008-11-20T22:41:00.019-05:002008-11-21T03:35:23.006-05:00

What? I didn't even write anything yet! Geeze...Will Smith is a busy man. When not punching aliens, Charlize Theron (in Hancock, people...take it easy), or Academy voters' heartstrings, he's remaking a hodgepodge of properties from odd corners of our memories. Oft-forgotten western from the 60's? Check. I gather that the individual who designed theseposters has a very limited imagination.

Grandmaster Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00773412381748439230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1099379827922834570.post-81504155582117678882008-11-17T22:04:00.024-05:002008-11-20T22:41:54.067-05:00

So originally I had set my sights on tackling an epic Big Willie post, but I got so wrapped up in one story that the second one will have to wait. You'll be glad I devoted an entire post to just one. I promise. Will readies the subject matter for today's post.A couple days ago, it was announced that Will Smith would be producing a new Karate Kid film. That's fine. We don't have enough Karate

Grandmaster Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00773412381748439230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1099379827922834570.post-2045647188086917492008-11-16T22:55:00.002-05:002008-11-17T21:53:00.046-05:00

I'm directing what now?Variety, The Hollywood Reporter and the rest of the internet reported this past Wednesday that director Ridley Scott has officially signed on the dotted line to helm a big screen adaptation of the board game Monopoly.Surprise!Yes. That Monopoly. The beloved director of Black Rain and White Squall has signed on to direct a feature film, something that typically runs

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